Flatirons golf, Boulder. 14th hole. Two five woods. Second shot was 246 yards.

Still didn’t break 90.

by nodougbutdoug

34 Comments

  1. dvorakop90

    Imagine having to display that absolutely horrid-looking ball for the rest of your life!

    That said, way to f-ing go.

  2. 3wdeeznuts

    Learn to call it an albatross or go straight to jail

  3. mterrelljr02

    albatross is the word, for god sake
    = is PAR

  4. bristoltobrisbane

    “Double Eagle” is the most ludicrous Americanism in all of golf. It makes no sense. Call it 1.5 Eagles if you really want! It’s up with the all-time American language crimes along with “I could care less”.

    Rant over. Congrats man, holing a 246 yard 5W is ridiculously impressive!

  5. AlarmingBandicoot

    That ball has seen some shit. You can rest easy now, brother.

  6. TheBigYellowCar

    Noice. What the hell did you do to that ball? Looks like you used it to demonstrate bird migratory patterns or something.

  7. GamerDude133

    Sir, if you made an albatross then we are not equal.

  8. Sure it’s more under par than a hole-in-one, but even you’d trade it for a hole-in-one. Admit it.

    Great job, though!

  9. DonkeeJote

    Double Eagle is a multi-billion dollar O&G company in Texas. No idea what that has to do with this.

  10. I_cant_hear_you_27

    Did you keep the ball safe? Or tee off on the next hole right into the water?

  11. KCChiefsGolfer

    F me man. Double 5 wood on a par 5?!? It went in?!?! Send me your venmo. One beer on me! Congrats you asshole thanks for sharing

  12. GentianGT4

    I genuinely don’t know how anyone is hitting a 5 wood 250 and not be able to break 90 every round. Golf is crazy. Congrats on your albatross though

  13. Joshhagan6

    I apologize. I’ve had two of those from 200 yards out each time, but never a hole in one from any distance far shorter (been playing 2 decades now around scratch golf). God loves and hates me.

  14. captaindingus93

    (boston accent) You think you’re better than me?

  15. Billybobberry0

    No way, you mean a negative triple bogey??

  16. BackNew7215

    I’m impressed and I also prefer the term double eagle. Much better than a hole in one. Far fewer golfers are even capable of the achievement. Almost anybody can achieve a hole in one.

  17. Ive got 1!!! 257 3 wood. For me its better than my 4 HIOs.

  18. cyberbro256

    I honestly thought you meant you got 2 eagles today

  19. Nope, you’re just a little better. All I got is a hole in 3.

  20. Bigdogggggggggg

    I’ll say, hole in ones are highly overrated, mostly luck. An albatross wins my respect all day everyday.

  21. early_ok_homerun

    Welcome to the club. Don’t mind the group in the corner by themselves who did it on a par 4. No one likes those guys here or the hole in 1 club.

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